Hollywood, CA - The fourth movie in the Harry Potter series, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, can begin filming almost immediately, as a director has finally been chosen. Having co-directed hundreds of Hollywood movies, from Lord of the Rings to Star Wars: Episodes I & II, and even the first three Potter films, the producers are almost certain they've made the correct choice.
A spokesperson for Warner Bros. Entertainment released this information to the press yesterday:
The director for the fourth Harry Potter movie, the Goblet of Fire, was chosen from hundreds of qualified and (sometimes) over-qualified candidates. We here, at Warner Brothers, are certain that our choice will make for a better production for everybody involved. Dark Lord of Hell, Satan, has plenty of experience working within the movie industry. Responsible for co-directing The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars Episodes I & II, Gigli, Saved!, and The Passion of the Christ, we feel that Satan has the right experience to make the next film work the way [Harry Potter author] J.K. Rowling intended. Author J.K. Rowling, having worked with Satan while writing the books, has agreed with our selection of Satan as the newest director of the Harry Potter series.
"Satan is an excellent choice, I think. Personally, I love working with him. Sure, my soul was a high price to pay for the success of my books, but he's really fun and easy to work with" said Rowling.