Paycheck - Just another pay check, as far as Ben was concerned.
Troy - Three hour-long ad for Trojan condoms.
Passion of the Christ - Three-hour long ploy to get people to buy more and more popcorn, as they continue to throw it up.
New York Minute - Ninety-minute long movie that could be summed up in less than one minute. Also a really long advertisement for Mary-Kate and Ashley's product lines.
The Matrix: Revolutions - Lives up the "revolution" part of the title, as Keanu Reeves actually seems like a real actor for about thirty seconds.
White Chicks - Looks as stupid as the blondes the Wayans portray (or the Hilton sisters that they're modeled after).
Metallica: Some Kind of Shitty Documentary - The first word says enough.
Sleep Over - Well, they got the sleep part right.
Around the World in 80 Days - Into a coma 80 seconds.
Chronicles of Riddick - Another movie for repressed homosexual fans (and stupid fan-girls) of Vin to drool over for far too long.